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Who knew advice and wisdom about marriage could be this funny? Her insightful instruction and profound guidance on holy matrimony will have you cracking up. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what she has to say about marriage that will have you laughing long after the clip comes to an end. No relationship is easy, especially when it comes to marriage. Anyone who says or thinks otherwise is either nave, not married or just downright wrong. But like everything else in life, things that are difficult and challenging and usually worth it, and again, that is the case for a marriage relationship. Asking for advice and seeking wise counsel on this or that topic is always a good idea. Who doesnt want more information and wisdom from people who have been there and done that? We should all be ready and willing to listen and learn from others, especially when they have been through similar situations. Their advice could save us from a world of hurt and might even have us laughing hysterically, as in a video posted on YouTube. In the video, the woman shares words of wisdom from Southern women about marriage. Not only do her words ring true, but they are also hilarious and might even make you burst out laughing. If yall aint argued in Lowes, it aint serious yet, she said. Never ask, What you thinking about? unless youre ready to hear a story about fishing, she added. Just know a husband can walk past the same items 14 times, and still ask where its at, she mentioned. Marriage is just two people taking turns being the problem, she confessed. You have probably found that these, along with the other things she states in the video, are 100 percent correct. Or you may have discovered, from your experience, that only one or two of her statements are right, but either way, she still had you rolling with laughter. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

A husband and wife attempted to do these accents, and it went exactly as you would expect. They both gave it their best, though some were much better than others. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear this married couple try to say this simple phrase with some very distinct phrases. No two people are exactly the same. Sure, some people, including twins, may look the same. Siblings might even bear a slight resemblance to one another, but we are all unique individuals. God is into making originals and one-of-a-kind, not duplicates and carbon copies. Those differences and uniqueness can be seen and heard - in how we talk, and even in what we say, having different words and names for common, everyday items. Throughout the world, there are many different languages, dialects and accents. Even in the United States of America, there are, surprisingly, a variety of accents, many of which do not even remotely sound similar. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband and wife highlighted a handful of accents, showing how truly different they are from one another by asking a simple, common question. Its a question many people ask and answer every day without much thought: Do you want something to eat? The accents that both attempt are Midwest, Southern, British, New York and Irish. Of course, as with anyone else, some people are better than others. Some of them, one might say, they nail, while for others, its like what in the world were they thinking? Honestly, Im not sure that I could have done any better than either of them. Regardless of their ability or inability to do these different accents, it still made for a hysterical clip. 1 Corinthians 14:9 So if you, in using a strange tongue, say words which have no sense, how will anyone take in what you are saying? For you will be talking to the air.

John Crist shared his hilarious take on the neighborhood on the Fourth of July. The popular funnyman shared how Independence Day can often lead to tension and anger between neighbors. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear John share how some neighbors can get a little hot around the collar on July Fourth, and how he chooses to get involved in those disputes. The United States of America is a place where people are free to live their lives as they see fit. Citizens are basically able to do as they please, of course, within reason and inside the boundaries of the law. This freedom extends to every American and runs from sea to shining sea. That is certainly something worth celebrating. As everyone knows, our nations birthday is celebrated in early July. Most people choose to loudly recognize and celebrate the Fourth of July, typically by getting together and setting off fireworks. While you and I may be fans of these fireworks displays and shows, not everyone is, particularly our four-legged, furry friends. Animals generally do not like loud, booming sounds. It scares them, which every pet owner knows well. In a clip posted on YouTube, John shared how neighbors on and around the Fourth of July can get a little testy with one another online. These heated exchanges concern animals and fireworks, John shares. Hilariously, he shares he loves to sit back and watch the back-and-forth, and will even, on occasion, get involved. Dude, somebody said, Our dogs, no fireworks cause our dogs are scared of loud noises, he recalled. Somebody logged on 14 seconds later, and said, Good thing our troops werent scared of loud noises when they were fighting for your freedom. Later in the clip, he mentioned that someone even posted a follow-up on July 5, informing people in the neighborhood how to conduct themselves the day after our nations birthday. Somebody posted a meme on July 5th, true story, and said, Keep your animals and children quiet, some of us have been up all night shooting off fireworks, he added. 1 Peter 2:16 As those who are free, not using your free position as a cover for wrongdoing, but living as the servants of God.

John Crists hilarious complaints about everyday life are way too accurate. The popular, hysterical comedian mentioned some common situations that are maddeningly annoying. Watch the short but uproarious clip to hear which common, everyday situations John has voiced his grievances about. No ones life is perfect. Even when someones life and situation may appear to be ideal and perfect, that is not the case. The fact is, we all live in a fallen, imperfect world where nothing is perfect, and our everyday lives are no exception. Most people have something they are silently going through, even when everything else may seem fine. Remember, looks are often deceiving. Even if for the time being, things are going well and everything's looking up, we all still have those small, familiar, everyday annoyances, inconveniences and disturbances. Everyone has something that gets on their nerves and just grinds their gears, annoying them to no end. Likely, if asked, we could all easily rattle off a handful of things immediately that we find extremely bothersome and irritating. In a clip posted on YouTube, John Crist points out several things that rub him the wrong way. Many of them may irritate you as well, but without a doubt, we have all experienced and gone through everything that he mentions and can easily relate to. No one likes to leave because everything outside is terrible, he said. First of all, let me just say, when you get to the front of the line at a McDonalds, can you just be ready to order, please? Just be ready to order. These people look like they just stepped through the closet at Narnia. Later in the clip, he points out how maddening and frustrating those credit card machines at just about every location can be, and how they never seem to work properly. It really shouldnt take four or five attempts to get them to read our credit cards, right? Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

John Crist would like an explanation for these Waffle Houses. The popular funnyman came across a strange sight and has requested that someone, anyone, give him an answer as to why this has happened. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see the odd situation John came across and why it most certainly demands an explanation. In the United States of America, anyone is free to open and start a business and sell anything, of course, within reason. If the entrepreneur has the funds necessary and can wade through and navigate the mountains of red tape, they can open up shop and get started as soon as possible. This ability to open up a business is just one of the many great things about the United States. However, when one is looking to start a small business, its best to be smart and strategic about it. Opening a business is an expensive and time-consuming endeavor, so using those two very limited resources in the best possible ways is crucial and will go a long way toward determining whether the business is successful or not. Another thing to consider when opening a business is location. Where is it going to be, and will other similar businesses be around that spot? In a clip posted on YouTube, John was in Georgia when he came across a Waffle House, make that two Waffle Houses, literally feet from one another. In life, youll come across and experience some rather strange things, but seeing two Waffle Houses that close to one another is one of the weirdest, for sure. Why would any company, let alone a national chain, ever do that? They are simply competing against themselves. Either way, it makes an extremely odd sight and will make for a good story to tell later one that most people arent likely to believe. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian said his mom thought he wouldnt catch on, but she was wrong. The funnyman, Preacher Lawson, mentioned that his mother figured he would not get what she was doing, thinking he was a little dense. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Preachers mother did and how she was very, very wrong with her assumption. Everyone is blessed with different gifts and talents. Those sets of skills and interests are unique to each person, as they are intended for a specific purpose and reason. What those reasons and purposes are is up to us to find out and then use them accordingly. Of course, this means that not everyone will have the same skills and talents. Someone who is a strong public speaker may not be great at working with their hands. Likewise, an individual who can fix anything might be lacking when it comes to painting or creating other works of art. We are all different, and this is certainly evident when it comes to our specific talents and skills. In a clip posted on YouTube, Preacher mentioned that his mother believed he was not blessed with an abundance of intelligence. In fact, as he put it, she thought he was the dumb one in the family. She actually started spelling, hoping he wouldnt notice what she was doing. Well, she was wrong, and he did pick up on what she was attempting to do. Hilariously, as Preacher points out, his mother may have inadvertently pointed out who was actually the dumb one in the family. She thought I was so dumb, she could spell my name in front of me when I was 8, and I wouldnt know, in front of my brother, whos dumb, right? he said. She said, Keep it a secret, Justin. Do not tell P-R-E-A-C-H-E-R. And Im sitting there, like, P, thats me. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Jonnie W. remembered his first car and all of its charm. The popular comedian shared a little bit about his first set of wheels and some of the vehicles unique features. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jonnies first car was and the things that made it still so memorable all these years later. Getting a drivers license is a big step in every persons life. Becoming a licensed driver is something every teenager looks forward to with much anticipation and excitement. Its a symbol of maturity and freedom: with that license, we can go anywhere and everywhere whenever we want. No longer do we have to wait on someone else to drive us here or there. However, as you likely already know, just being legally licensed to drive in your state is only half the equation. That person, who has acquired a license from their state, still needs a vehicle. Those, as you likely know as well, can be hard to come by, especially for a teenager with limited funds. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie explained why he still remembers the first car he ever had, and what made it so memorable and unique. What he says about his car might even sound familiar to your first set of wheels, too. My first car was a 1973 Buick Electra, he said. Yeah, mint green. This wasnt the 70s, yall, either. It was the 90s, not cool. Big old fins on it. We called it The Ark because you could fit two of every living thing in it. A massive car. Later in the clip, he mentioned that the cars dashboard would frequently light up, indicating a problem with his vehicle, but he came up with a hysterical solution. I was like, I could never afford to get all this stuff fixed, he added. So, I just got some black tape, covered up them lights. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Her awkward funeral comments will have you laughing. What she says is incredibly hysterical, but very out of place and nothing you would ever want to say during such an occasion. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear her say things and make observations you wouldn't want to ever say at a funeral. Funerals are, sadly, something most people know all too well. If you havent been to your fair share of them, unfortunately, just wait, because its simply a matter of time. No one lives forever, and funerals are the ceremonies in which people gather together to mourn, honor and remember the life of the recently departed individual. Of course, given the circumstances, funerals are rarely, if ever, a joyous occasion. People are hurting and mourning, trying to come to terms with the fact that they have just lost a family member or a dearly beloved friend. Funerals have become such a part of life that people have developed sayings and clichs used at funerals. What else are you supposed to say? Often, words are little comfort to someone who is in pain over their recent loss. Laughter is typically not associated with funerals, that is for sure. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, what this woman says things you would never ever want to say at a funeral will have you cracking up. The statements she makes and the honest, laugh-out-loud observations mentioned will make it impossible to contain your laughter. Dadggum, Brenda, I always thought youd go first, she said. Brenda probably wouldnt appreciate that comment much at all. He would have loved this turnout, she added. He loved attention. Maybe true, but saying this at his funeral is likely the best place to say that. Look, Im just here to make sure hes really gone, she said. These are just a handful of the truly hysterical statements she makes in the short clip. Romans 14:8 As long as we have life we are living to the Lord; or if we give up our life it is to the Lord; so, if we are living, or if our life comes to an end, we are the Lord.

Her response when God answered her prayer immediately is hilarious. She brought her request to the Lord, and she received a reply from the Creator of the universe instantly, and it wasnt what she expected. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what she asked God about, his answer to her inquiry, and how she reacted to His prompt response. Christians have an open and direct line of communication with God. At any time and in any situation, we can talk to the Lord about anything and everything. Thats pretty incredible and kind of overwhelming when you think about it. As it has been said many times before, prayer is powerful. Its also the most important thing a Christian can do. With prayer, we have the opportunity to bring to Him our fears, concerns, requests and hopes for the future. Anything that may be weighing on our mind, we can bring to the Creator of the universe and leave it at His feet, knowing that He is faithful to respond and answer our prayers. Now, while we may pray for something and want an immediate response, that doesnt always happen. God has his own timeline and isnt beholden to ours, as much as we would like and appreciate it if He were. Additionally, while God does answer every prayer, His response may not be what we wanted. When His answer isnt what we were hoping for, we can become a little confused, hesitant and even angry. A hilarious clip posted on YouTube shows how one woman responded to Gods answer to her prayer. She asked the Lord that if the relationship she was pursuing was not from Him and not what He wanted for her life, He would shut the door, giving her a definite answer. As soon as the words are out of her mouth, a door in the room immediately shuts. He has made his desire known, but given her hilarious response, it wasnt the answer she was wanting. Mark 11:24 For this reason I say to you, Whatever you make a request for in prayer, have faith that it has been given to you, and you will have it.

Zoltan Kaszas has identified one issue that unites Americans everywhere. The popular comedian believes he has found the one thing that will have every American in total and complete agreement. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what that issue is and how he believes the agreement on this topic is unique to Americans. We live in incredibly divisive and polarizing times. Getting Americans to reach a consensus on anything is nearly impossible. If you, for some reason, dispute this statement, you can see this polarization and division almost in real time. Head over to basically any popular social media platform, and within minutes, youll witness users discussing hot-button political issues. Within the first 10 comments, people will have started arguing, calling each other names and just generally being awful to one another. Additionally, most Americans cannot even agree on basic facts or even what constitutes a fact. After checking with their preferred 24-hour news channel, they will spout whatever they just heard, believing that to be the gospel truth. This division runs deep in the country. If someone said, Puppies are the best, without a doubt, someone would profanely respond that they are incorrect because kittens are so much better. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, Zoltan has found what he believes is the one thing every American agrees on: air conditioning, and he is likely correct. Americans love comfort, and that is precisely what air conditioning is intended to provide. Theres still universal principles that connect us as Americans, he said. Its just hard to think of sometimes, thats all. But I thought of it, and I got it: air conditioning. Later in the clip, he mentioned that this comfort brings everyone together, regardless of what may divide us. He also talked about his experience in Europe and how Americans have a special connection to air conditioning that many Europeans do not. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A baptism took an unexpected turn when the pastor took a tumble. The person being baptized wasnt the only one who went into and under the water. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see the pastor fall into the water during the special ceremony. Baptism is an important sacrament in the church. The decision to get baptized should not be taken lightly. It deserves much thought and prayer. Thats because baptism is a pivotal and important step in someones faith journey. Baptism signifies and means so much that Jesus Christ thought it worthy and important enough to be baptized. Baptism is an outward expression of what has already taken place in someones heart. Its a sign, a display to others that this person being baptized has made a decision for Christ. They have chosen to give up their old life and their past ways and follow the King, the Savior of the world. They are giving up the world and its ways and are now fully and entirely committed to Christ. Whatever happens, they will trust and have faith in Him. Every baptism is an important event and a reason for celebration. However, while the Savior may be perfect, people are not, so at times baptisms can go sideways, as a posted clip. In the video, a young man stands in the baptismal pool, as do two others, including the person on the right, who is the churchs pastor. The two people hold onto the man, prepared to lower him slowly and gently dunk him into the water. Finally, the time has arrived, and the man is lowered into the water. However, he was not the only one who made a splash during the baptism. The pastor slipped and fell into the water. Surprisingly, no one bursts out laughing. Inexplicably, no one even cracks a smile at what just happened. But just keep watching, as the video captures what happens after the baptism. The young man who had just been baptized climbed a flight of stairs, entered a room, closed the door and then finally started laughing uncontrollably. How he was able to contain that laughter until that point, Ill never understand. Mark 16:16 He who has faith and is given baptism will get salvation; but he who has not faith will be judged.

Every parent will relate to this dads hilarious vegetable-eating strategies. He is fighting the good fight, but, as nearly every parent knows, it is often a losing battle. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see this fathers methods for getting his toddler to eat her vegetables. Many children are incredibly picky eaters, flat-out refusing to eat certain foods for a variety of reasons. They dont want this, or they dont want that, and they are generally not shy about letting you know, loudly, how they feel. But when it comes to feeding a youngster as a parent, the most frustrating part is how they will be super into a food one day and want nothing to do with it the next. Another massive struggle regarding feeding a little one is vegetables. Children, typically, want nothing to do with those things and will do everything in their power to keep them from entering their mouths. Despite their objections, children have to eat vegetables. So, parents often have to get creative as to how veggies are presented and offered to the youngster. In a clip posted on YouTube, a father shows the many methods he has perfected to get his toddler to eat vegetables. One by one, he goes through each approach, which he has named and then proceeds to demonstrate it. Hilariously, nearly every approach of his fails. The child is strong-willed and refuses to give in, ever allowing those vegetables to enter her mouth. Every parent has been there and done that many times before and understands the struggle. To add even more hilarity, the toddler does eventually take a bite or two of the broccoli before her, but its by her choosing, and nothing that her father does. She simply picks it up and starts eating it. Thats a child for you, though. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This husband and father thought he had come up with a brilliant idea, but his wife wasnt so sure. He invented something with the intention of making things easier for him and his wife with their little one. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see the husband and fathers invention and his wifes less-than-enthusiastic reaction when she saw it. Raising children is, without a doubt, one of the most challenging and difficult tasks that anyone can do. Many would, I believe, rightfully say that it is, in fact, the toughest job a person can undertake. How could it not be? Its not like each child arrives with a how-to or an instruction manual. Every child is different, and parenting is a learning process by trial and error. As all parents know, children are very unpredictable, which is one of the reasons that makes parenting so difficult. Moms and dads can never know what is coming next. The best thing anyone can do is to be prepared for any and every situation. In a clip posted on YouTube, that is exactly what a father has attempted to do with his invention. The video opens with the father measuring, cutting and gluing. Its unclear what exactly hes attempting to do, but its interesting and keeps your attention, to say the least. Eventually, mom arrives home with the couples baby, and its time for the big reveal. The father and husband informs his wife that he has something to show her. As soon as he says this, she is unsure and confused as to what is about to happen. Clearly, she is secretly hoping this is a good surprise and not something that will cause her to question or feign excitement and happiness about. When she finally sees her husbands invention, and as he explains what its for, her reaction is absolutely hilarious. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Jonnie W.s unconventional marriage advice has everyone laughing. The popular funnyman suggests that married couples in the church should do this one thing. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what he says couples should do and why. Marriage is not a cakewalk, and thats a statement that will, without a doubt, be backed by every married person. Sure, in every marriage, there will be happy, joyous occasions, reasons that are definitely worth celebrating and commemorating. But, as with everything else in life, the good also comes with the bad. There will be rough times in a marriage. Heated arguments and disagreements will happen, and there will be nights spent on the couch (husbands know this all too well), guarantee it. Because marriage and life in general can become difficult and challenging at times, its always a good idea to add some laughter whenever possible. Who doesnt want more reasons to laugh and smile? That laugh, whatever it may be, can, and likely will, change your entire day. So, look for reasons and occasions to laugh. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie gave married couples in the church who have been married for quite some time a place to find a little laughter. He says it can be easily found at church. When youre married as long as I have, you need to find a newlywed couple in your church and then befriend them because they are hilarious, he said. Later in the video, he gives a specific example of doing exactly this in his life. The couple, as he mentions, is in his life group. Theres a newlywed couple in our life group, and they say stupid stuff all the time, he added. Theyre like, We knew we were meant to be together because he finishes my sentences. Jonnie adds that his wife later told him the couple will not always have the same perspective on finishing each others thoughts and sentences. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother, and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

How do you fire someone in a Christian way? This hysterical John Crist skit has the answer. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see how John and his fellow church employee try to figure out the best, most loving way to let someone go in this sidesplitting skit. Unfortunately, not everything in life will be fun, full of laughs, and an occasion to celebrate. In fact, there will be several instances that youd rather forget entirely ones that cause pain, hurt and heartache. One of those agonizing, gut-wrenching experiences is losing a job. No matter the circumstances, that will always sting, and not just for the person being let go. Much like being fired, having to inform someone that they are being let go isnt fun or enjoyable in the slightest. That will always be a difficult conversation to have, and it will be incredibly awkward, and that goes for any and every workplace, regardless of the field. Now, how would that look and feel if someone were being fired from a church? How would that be handled? How do you fire someone in the most loving, gentle and Christian way possible? In a clip posted on YouTube, John, as the pastor of a church, has to fire someone, specifically the IT guy. However, before he goes through with the firing and calls the employee in to let him know of the unfortunate news, he calls in a fellow church employee to help him wordsmith it. They hilariously go back and forth, sharing and stating the phrases and words John should use when he breaks the news. Both want to do it as kindly as possible. What happens, as they go back and forth, is absolutely hysterical. This skit had to have taken several hundred takes to film because it would have been impossible to go without laughing. The back-and-forth, their lightning-fast and witty responses, will have you laughing long after this clip ends. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dustin Nickersons bit on age and finances is comedy gold. The popular funnyman shares what hes learned and experienced in terms of age, clothing and money. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Dustin has to say about money, aging, and clothes. Money is, without a doubt, a necessity, and thats a statement that no one can argue with or against. Its absolutely needed in order to survive in this world, and anyone who thinks or says otherwise is incredibly nave. Additionally, money often makes people uncomfortable whenever it comes up during a discussion. Why? Many people have a nasty habit of making people who dont make this or that amount of money feel as if they are less than. People always equate money with status, class, intelligence and a whole host of other things that may or may not be correct. One way people like to show off their wealth is through their clothing. If they are wearing an item from this designer or that line, well, then they must have money. On the other hand, those who are wearing old, ratty and worn clothes must be struggling financially. In both instances, people are judging others simply by their looks, something superficial and meaningless. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin explains how he has experienced this. They will worry about you, he said. Like, I love to thrift shop, love it so much. Its my favorite thing to do. And in your 20s, people are like, Oh, thats cool. Dustins thirty, and kind of an eccentric. He goes on to explain how other people change how they respond to you about your clothes when you get older, specifically when you reach your 30s, and are wearing similar clothes. And then in your 30s, theyre like, Dustin lost his job, alright. We got to put him on a prayer list, alright, he added. 1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: and some whose hearts were fixed on it have been turned away from the faith, and been wounded with unnumbered arrows.