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These women roast every Midwest state, and its hilarious. No state and its residents are spared from their hysterical and spot-on quips and barbs. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear the hilarious but very accurate statements they make about each Midwestern state and the people who live in those areas. If you werent already aware, the United States of America is a massive country. It spans thousands of miles, from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean. Needless to say, if you were to ever drive from one coast to the other, it would require a fair amount of time and a lot of planning. But cmon, that would be one heck of a trip, wouldnt it? At some point during that trip, you would come across a handful of states in the central part of the country. Collectively, they are referred to as the Midwest. They are also, usually in a very derisive and dismissive manner, called Flyover Country, or the Flyover States. But the Midwest is not a part of the country to miss. It has so much to offer. Plus, the people are so genuine and welcoming Midwest nice is real. In a clip posted on YouTube, two women who, based on their accents, most certainly live in the Midwest, roast every state in the Midwest. No state is spared as they hilariously poke fun at the state in the central part of the United States. Nebraska, youve believed this is the Huskers year since 2001, one of the women says. Missouri, you say, Missourah and worsh without even flinching, one of them mentions. Ohio, youve forced someone to try chili spaghetti and watch them suffer, one of the two women says. Indiana, youve been to the Indy 500 and bring it up as your interesting fact, she says. If youre from the Midwest or spent any significant amount of time in the area, nearly all of their statements and jokes will resonate with you. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

A mom took her therapists advice, and the result is hilarious. The mother and wife did as the medical professional instructed, but likely no one saw this move coming. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what this mother and wife did as she followed her therapist's advice. Stress, anxiety and worry are, unfortunately, part of life. Everyone likely experiences them at various times and points throughout the day. Sure, it would be great if we could completely do away with them and never encounter another stressful situation or moment, but thats not really possible. Instead, the trick is to manage stress and minimize it as much as possible. So, how does one lessen stress and anxiety? Well, not being a medical professional myself, Im not qualified to give anyone advice on how to best do this. However, personally, it would seem to me that one way, likely the most obvious, to achieve this would be to remove oneself from situations likely to induce feelings of overwhelming panic and anxiety, or at least thats what I would do. That makes sense, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman was given a directive by her therapist. This mother and wife was told by her therapist that she needed to let all my stress out. That seems like good, sound and healthy advice. No one needs more stress than is absolutely necessary. However, no one saw this womans next move, and how she decided to let all her stress out. It was truly hilarious. After a few seconds of standing in front of her front door, she opened the door, and people started making their exits, leaving the house. Three children and a man, who is likely her husband, all walked outside. But that was not all. She was not done letting all of her stress just yet. The familys dog was also directed to exit the house, at least temporarily, anyway. Philippians 4:6 Have no cares; but in everything with prayer and praises put your requests before God.

Zoltan Kaszas immediate reaction to Thai food in Thailand was priceless. The popular funnyman has a most unusual and downright hilarious response to eating Thai food in the Asian country. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear how the comedian reacted when he ate Thai food in the place where it originated. People absolutely love food and eating. Who doesnt enjoy ingesting a delicious, delectable and mouth-watering meal? Most people would likely consider eating one of their favorite pastimes, especially many Americans. Seriously, have you seen the size of the average American lately? Now, when it comes to food, everyone has a different palate. What tastes good to one person may not appeal to the next guy. One person may have no objections when it comes to food, wholeheartedly eating anything in sight. Others may be a bit choosier in what they eat. These people are lovingly, or maybe not so lovingly, called picky eaters. For instance, I will not eat cheese, and before you ask, yes, that includes every kind and type of cheese. Americans are blessed when it comes to food. We have an abundance, and some people even enjoy cuisines such as Mexican, Chinese and Thai. Zoltan is one of those people who loves Thai food, or at least he thought he did. In a clip posted on YouTube, the comedian mentioned that he recently visited Thailand. Being a lover of Thai food, Zoltan understandably thought hed been in food heaven. But that wasnt exactly what happened. We flew 32 hours for me to find out I dont really like Thai food, he said. I was so shocked cause I thought I loved Thai food. I love Thai food here in the United States. I have it all the time. Tom Kha Soup. Coconut milk soup. Thats my favorite soup. Later in the clip, he mentioned that when he finally tried Thai food there, his reaction was less than pleasant. I had it there, and I was, like, Youre making it wrong! Like, where can I get it authentic? Where do you guys make it authentic? I wish I was making that up. Thats exactly who I was over there. 1 Corinthians 10:31 So then, if it is a question of food or drink, or any other thing, whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.

A mom showed why feeding toddlers is never a boring task. Getting a child to eat food should not be this difficult, but it is every single time. Watch the short but hilarious clip of a mother battling to get her child to eat, a situation that is, unfortunately, familiar to every parent. There is nothing better than being a parent. Its a blessing unlike any other on Earth. Yes, its tiring, and those little ones can get on your nerves, often even pushing you to what feels like to the edge of your sanity. But lets be honest, parents: despite all that struggle and everything your children may put you through, you wouldnt trade those experiences and moments for anything in the world. As great and wonderful as being a parent is, children will certainly try your patience and push boundaries in various ways. What good are boundaries if we dont know how far they go, right? Or that must be what most children are thinking when they do the very thing you told them 150 times not to do. One of the ways children test their parents will and resolve is during mealtime. Getting a child to eat is like pulling teeth. In fact, extracting those pearly whites may be an easier, much less painful experience. In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother does everything she can to get her little one to eat. However, the youngster, despite all of moms concerted effort, refuses to cooperate, choosing to put up a fight at every move. In the video, the woman, playing both roles, is a mother and a child, and the two go back and forth in a battle of wills over lunch. Mom wants nothing more than for her child to eat, and the little one does everything she can to aggravate and annoy her mother. Again, most parents can very much relate to this situation, likely having lived through these exact scenarios. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Derrick Stroup gave his hilarious take on how gardening has changed. The popular funnyman mentioned how peoples views on growing their own food have undergone a dramatic transformation. Watch the short to hear how opinions and thoughts on gardening are much different than just a decade or so ago. Being able to work the land so it grows and produces food and flowers is most certainly a skill. Not everyone possesses those specific talents and knowledge; having a green thumb does not come standard. Some people, me included, wouldnt know the first thing about gardening. Thank God there are people who do, because without them we would starve. Now, for whatever reason, there were people who seemed to look down on those who, instead of going to the grocery store for everything, grew their own food. Perhaps that practice was denigrated and disparaged because it was seen as something for the poor. Whatever the case may have been, according to Derrick, that is no longer how people see gardening and farming. Why is that the case? Well, as Derrick points out, documenting and posting about your gardening exploits on social media will get you attention. Did you know that growing your own plants, watering your own vegetables, is now a hobby? Derrick asked. Im telling you all. You get two ferns, three cactuses, get on Instagram, look at the followers. Later in the clip, Derrick admits that he doesnt really appreciate this social media trend. That hurts my feelings, he confessed. In Alabama, I grew up with a 10-acre garden, and everybody I would tell about it would donate to my family. There was nothing cool about growing your own tomatoes. Derricks hilarious bit points out how much social media has changed and influenced everything we do. We seemingly cannot do anything without posting about it and seeking affirmation and acknowledgment for it on social media, even growing a garden. Proverbs 12:11 He who does work on his land will not be short on bread; but he who goes after foolish men is without sense.

This Tim Hawkins VapoRub Bit is too funny. The incredibly talented funnyman will have you rolling with laughter as he talks about his experience as a child with the popular topical ointment. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear about Tims hilarious childhood experience with Vicks VapoRub. No one enjoys being under the weather. Depending on what you have and how severe or mild the case is, being sick is easily one of the worst experiences. Again, depending on what you have, when youre in the midst of the sickness, the thought might even cross your mind that you might never recover. Hopefully, that is not what happens, and you are back as good as new in no time. However, while you are recovering, trying to get over that cold or flu, or whatever youve been infected with, there are over-the-counter remedies available to assist in the healing and recovery process. Tylenol, Ibuprofen and Excedrin are likely the ones that immediately come to mind. But I think we are all forgetting one we are all familiar with, have surely used and probably still use today: VapoRub. If youre finding it hard to breathe because of a congested nose or chest, VapoRub will fix you right up. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim hysterically recalls having the widely available topical ointment on his chest as a child. His experience with VapoRub will likely sound very familiar because what he describes is exactly what every user of that ointment has experienced. My mom thought one thing cured everything: Vicks VapoRub, he said. Did you guys have Vicks VapoRub growing up? They still make it. We dont even know what it is. Its like Vaseline mixed with gasoline. What is that stuff? Its like straight battery acid. Why would you rub that on the chest of a kid? Later in the clip, he does an absolutely perfect impression of someone who has just had a cure-all ointment applied to their chest or nose. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A churchs chief financial officer broke down salvation costs in a hysterical skit. The CFO actually looked into the numbers and quantified how much the church spent saving people from eternal damnation. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see and hear how this number-cruncher came up with this insane statistic. How much is someones eternal, everlasting soul worth? Yes, thats a really odd and unexpected question. Someones soul is priceless, right? There is nothing more precious and important than the state of our soul. There is really no way to put a price on such a thing. However, we could and should be willing to spend any amount of money and do anything to keep someone from being in hell for eternity. Businesses and organizations are always looking to cut costs and keep expenses low while maintaining high profitability. While it might seem impossible to place a price on someones eternal salvation, it turns out that some churches have figured out a way to do it, or at least one is doing it anyway. A clip posted on YouTube shows that one church, specifically its CFO, has placed a price on salvation. In the hilarious skit from John Crist, the person from no business or organization, their number cruncher, ominously enters the room. He then starts laying down some hard financial truths, including the high cost the church incurs per salvation. Its something that no one ever wants to hear. You cant put a price on salvation, John and his fellow church employee say in unison. Actually, you can, the CFO responds. Our outreach and advertising program combined with our Sunday morning cost, the underwater film crew for the baptistry, our model show new salvation cost $22,457.31. But thats not all; the CFO continues to lay into the two church employees, noting that, compared to other churches in the area, this cost is extraordinarily high. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

What happens when Midwest nice meets the bank? The results are obviously hilarious. You will be laughing long after this skit about a Midwesterner working at a bank ends. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how Midwest nice and the banking system make a perfect and hilarious pair. Each region of the country has things its known for; characteristics and traits that help set it apart from all the others. Those who reside in the Northeast are known for their thick, heavy Boston and New York accents. Arguably, though, they are best known for being straightforward and very direct, so much so that it borders on needlessly confrontational. On the other hand, Southern Californians are typically seen as very laid-back and spending a lot of time on the beach. However, when it comes to those who live in the middle part of the country, the Midwest, they are often considered some of the nicest people youll ever encounter. Its become such a thing that a term has been coined to describe their pleasant temperament and overly sunny disposition: Midwest nice. If youre somehow unfamiliar with Midwest nice, a clip posted on YouTube hilariously captures Midwest nice on display at the bank. Hysterically, a customer approaches a bank teller and mentions that he would like to deposit money into an account. His efforts, however, are halted when the bank employee informs the customer, We dont like to talk about money here. Also, in the clip, a customer is using the banks drive-through teller system. This should have been a quick deposit or withdrawal, but the Midwest employee engages in a conversation, asking about the customers family, the weather and his truck. They continue talking even as other vehicles are heard honking. Midwesterners really are nice people who will go out of their way to help you, even when it inconveniences them. Being considered unfriendly, impolite or inhospitable would be a nightmare scenario for a Midwesterner. Ephesians 4:32 And be kind to one another, full of pity, having forgiveness for one another, even as God in Christ had forgiveness for you.

Dustin Nickerson nailed Midwest weather in this hilarious bit. The popular funnyman must have spent a lot of time in the middle of the country, because he was spot-on about the weather in the Midwest. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Dustin hilariously discuss weather in the Midwest and how Midwesterners talk about it. The United States is a massive and diverse country. Not only is the country diverse in terms of the people who live here, but also in the weather that can hit the country on any given day. Due to the countrys large, expansive size, different regions can and do experience different weather patterns. When it comes to weather, there is something for everyone in the United States of America. If youre a fan of high humidity and sweltering temperatures, youll be right at home in the South. Like your weather on the colder side? Well, check out Alaska and the Pacific Northwest. But if you want unpredictable, bipolar weather that leaves you wondering what it will do from one moment to the next, well, the Midwest is where you belong. In a clip posted on YouTube, Dustin hilariously talks about the weather in the Midwest. What he says about the weather in the middle of the country is exactly how Midwesterners talk and feel about it. The way that you guys talk about weather here is crazy, he said. Youre like, Yeah, no, its Friday, 74, sunny, lovely. Heads up: FYI, it is going to snow tomorrow, though. Yep, be prepared. You might want to get your pipes ready. Full freeze coming. Dont worry, its not going to last. Its all going to be gone by Monday. Youre like, Oh, is it going to warm up? No, a tornados coming through. If you spend any significant amount of time in the Midwest, youll soon learn that Dustin is exactly right with his assessment of the weather and how locals talk about it. If youre in the Midwest and dont like the weather, just wait five minutes, and itll change. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This hilarious take on workplace meetings is painfully accurate. Youve likely felt and thought the exact same thing about meetings at one point or another. Watch the short but hysterical clip that perfectly captures how most people feel about meetings at the workplace. Communication, especially in the workplace, is essential. Its crucial to have everyone who is striving toward a common goal on the same page. Yes, technological advancements have given us many forms of communication email, instant messaging, text messages and phone calls. But all of those are somewhat impersonal and leave room for interpretation and miscommunication. Even with all the ways we communicate today, nothing beats in-person, face-to-face communication. Given the number of meetings, workplaces still understand the importance of this method of communication. However, the number of meetings held and scheduled can quickly become ridiculous. At some point, it starts to feel like people are scheduling meetings just to get together and gab for half an hour. How is anyone supposed to get any work done like that? In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman hilariously demonstrates how the corporate world especially likes its meetings. Perhaps it makes people feel like they are doing something when they really arent? I dont know if thats the case, but maybe we should schedule a meeting to discuss it? The video shows the woman enduring one pointless meeting after another. Each one is more ridiculous and unnecessary than the one before it. She quickly grows weary of the endless meetings, leaving very little time to get any real work done. Hilariously, despite all the meetings that shes required to attend, the womans boss wants to know why she is struggling to complete her work on time. The next thing you know, companies will hold a meeting to discuss holding meetings. And Im guessing, sadly, there are already workplaces that do this. Proverbs 16:3 Put your works in the hands of the Lord, and your purposes will be made certain.

A comedian hilariously proves that Facebook is evil. The funnyman, Don McMillian, mathematically demonstrates that the popular social media platform is harmful to us and society as a whole. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see Don solve a mathematical equation that proves Facebook is a platform that wed all be better off logging out of and ignoring. Technology is constantly improving and advancing. We are always looking for better and more efficient ways of doing this and that. The innovations and the speed at which those advancements occur are startling. Who would have thought 30, 40 years ago that we would reach the point where we can carry what is essentially an entire computer in our pockets? However, as with most things in life, the great and wondrous advances in technology also come with downsides. Without a doubt, one of the worst things to come along in the last two decades or so is social media. Sure, if used properly, they can be an excellent tool for communicating with one another and for disseminating uplifting and encouraging messages and items. But as well know, 99.9 percent of the time, they often arent used in such a manner. Thats not even mentioning the often nefarious and sinister objectives of the large corporations that own those platforms. In a clip posted on YouTube, Don uses math and comedy to show how evil Facebook is, and he will have you convinced you need to stop scrolling and log off immediately. If you prove something mathematically, you cant argue with it, he said. It is mathematically correct. This is what its got to be. You cant argue with a mathematical proof. Later in the clip, he shows that eventually, Facebook, after people post things that no one cares about, friends start dropping off and it becomes nothing but ads. Those ads, of course, are nothing but attempts to obtain more and more money, and we all know what is at the root of the love of money. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Gary Gulmans hilarious take on technology will have you cracking up. The popular funnyman has one joke after another about the many recent mind-blowing technological advancements. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to the incredibly funny comedians bit on how technology has improved and how it has impacted society for the good and the bad. Technology is always improving and advancing, doing things that, at one point, would have been thought impossible. There isnt an area of our lives that hasnt been impacted by those many advancements. Yes, they have made our lives better in countless ways. From politics to medicine, and from how we communicate with one another to how we consume news and entertainment, every area of our lives has been improved. However, have there been any negative impacts because of technology? Of course, there have been. For one, people have come to rely on technology so much that when it's unavailable or stops working, we literally dont know what to do without it. Also, most people would rather send a text or an email than have an in-person, face-to-face conversation with another human being. What are we doing? In a clip posted on YouTube, Gary delivers a hilarious stand-up routine, highlighting the many advances across various areas and how some people have become rather soft and reliant on technology. Thats what we do, he said. We whine everything into perfection. The phone. My parents had a very different experience with the phone. They, this is good, they used to talk to people on it. And to me, my phone is this seldom-used app on my phone. Later in the clip, Gary added that there is proper cellphone etiquette when making calls. If someone doesnt follow it, he gets rather upset. And if you use it on me, oh, God, help you, he added. How dare you! I am furious when I get a phone call. You text me first to see if Im even taking phone calls today. Ill text you back with a window. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Mike Goodwin had a hilarious encounter with a part-time Christian. The popular funnyman recalled a hysterical run-in with someone who professed to be a Christian, but whose actions told a completely different story. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear how Mikes interaction with a part-time Christian went. People can call themselves whatever they want, and a lot of times, as youve probably already learned, they do. But simply because somebody refers to themselves as this or that doesnt necessarily make it true. In fact, I would argue that anyone who has to tell others they are a certain thing is doing so because its not accurate. Not only are they trying to convince others, but they are also trying to fool themselves into believing it, too. Actions and attitudes speak much louder than words. How you treat and act toward someone is telling, and people are always watching to see whether your actions match what you profess to be true. So, if you call yourself a Christian, its probably a good idea to act like one, and not just on Sunday morning, but throughout the rest of the week. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike encountered someone from his church who clearly identified as a Christian. However, hilariously and sadly, Mike learned that this persons Christianity seemed more like a part-time thing. It was obviously a faade, meant to fool themselves and others. I called this woman from my church, he said. I didnt realize it at the time, but I found out that she was a part-time Christian. Yeah, and apparently, I called her on her day off. Mike said the woman answered the phone with an attitude and some rather colorful, profane language. As soon as Mike identified himself as someone who attended her church, her demeanor and language completely changed. If we call ourselves something, its a good idea to make sure our actions and attitudes match that title. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedian gave his hilarious take on people who are so sure of themselves and so wrong. The funnyman Kirk Smith mentioned that he loves interacting with people who are extremely confident but clearly have no idea what they are talking about, given how very wrong they are about the subject. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the comedians bit about these mistakenly self-assured individuals. Lets be honest, there are situations in which all of us would be much better off simply keeping our mouths shut and not sharing our thoughts and opinions. Why? Well, much like that quote often credited to Mark Twain, Its better to remain silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. That seems like pretty simple, straightforward and easy-to-follow advice. But as many horribly misspelled and ill-informed posts on social media have proven, that is much easier said than done. Many people, for whatever reason, believe that because they have the ability to share their every thought and opinion on every subject imaginable, they should do so. Of course, they should not, but when has being wrong and badly misinformed ever stopped anyone before? In a clip posted on YouTube, Kirk mentioned that he thoroughly enjoys talking with someone who is overly confident about something they know nothing about. He likes to let them talk and during the conversation, they go on to prove their extreme lack of knowledge. I was telling one of my buddies, like, Oh, I do the cruise, and then I get off in Sweden, and fly home, he said. And he goes, Oh, cool, Sweden, the Alps. Bring me some chocolate. And if youre not laughing, thats Switzerland. Later in the clip, Kirk mentioned that he tried to correct his pals geographical error, but he wasn't having it. And so, I go, No, thats Switzerland. Different country, he recalled. He goes, No, its not. Same country. Two different names. Continue. Yeah, you know, like The Netherlands and Germany. Proverbs 12:1 A lover of training is a lover of knowledge; but a hater of teaching is like a best.

This funny breakdown of middle-child life is spot-on. In quick, rapid-fire succession, he mentions scenarios and situations that perfectly demonstrate how the middle child often gets treated growing up. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what this woman says that will have you cracking up, and if youre a middle child, nodding in total agreement. Everyone has their fair share of struggles and problems growing up. Life is not always easy or even fair, in many cases. Those hoping and expecting a life free of problems or challenges will be severely disappointed. Most people quickly learn this lesson, often during childhood. Kids are not always the kindest people in the world. In fact, kids are often cruel to one another for seemingly no apparent reason other than they can be mean. But growing up can be even more difficult when youre a middle child. The middle child often gets overlooked. Sure, everyone remembers to include the oldest because they are the firstborn. The youngest child, the baby, is also considered in everything. But when it comes to the middle child, thats a completely different story. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman imagines hysterical scenarios in which the middle child is forgotten. Her imaginary situations, statements, and replies are so hilarious and feel so real that she herself must be a middle child. Ive been Hey, you my whole life, she says. I asked my momma where my baby teeth were, and she said, They aint still in your mouth? she added. They asked me to take the family picture, she said. I said, Aint I in it? They said, Oh, well, you can be. I introduced myself to my own mee-maw last Thanksgiving, she said. She said, Nice to meet you. If youre a middle child, hopefully her jokes dont bring up bad memories. Still, middle children often seem to get the short end of the stick. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A husband told his wife this, putting himself in a terrible situation. He began telling a story, and after the first couple of words, he immediately regretted it. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what this husband said that made him instantly wish he could take those words back and start all over. Marriage is complicated, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong, incredibly nave or isnt married. Its a relationship that requires constant, consistent effort and perseverance. Not every day in a marriage is going to be great. But if either party isnt willing to put in the work necessary, then that relationship is doomed to fail. Now, while its true that every marriage requires work, communication is also paramount. There is no way to have and maintain a relationship with someone without talking to them. When there is no communication, there is no relationship. It ceases to exist. However, communication is not always easy, especially in a marriage. Wires and messages can get crossed, and people can misunderstand one another, which will always lead to problems until they are sorted out. Also, the words someone says, particularly in a marriage, need to be taken into account. Most husbands have a way of saying things that gets them in trouble. Its at that point that a wife will ask their husband a question and regardless of what the husband says, its the wrong answer. That is exactly what happened in a YouTube clip. In the video, a husband starts recalling a trip to the gym. While at the gym, the husband states that he spotted a woman who looked exactly like his wife. It was at that point that his wife pounced, asking him a single question that cornered him. There was no right way for him to answer her question, and he knew it. Whatever he said would be incorrect. Every husband has been in a similar situation. Whatever he says is wrong and is going to end with him sleeping on the couch. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.